Meet Ringo. The chimp with a banana phone. It is ringing right now and the call is only going up.
How Ringo the chimp became the loudest phone line on the chain.
Nobody knows who painted Ringo. One morning he was just there on a grey city wall. Black spray and one yellow banana held to his ear like a phone. People walked past. Nobody picked up.
At night the banana started ringing. Quiet at first. Then louder. Traders heard it through their screens at three in the morning. The ones who answered heard one word. Up.
Ringo left the wall and moved on chain. He does not tweet. He does not post charts. He calls. Every holder of $RING is on the line and the line never goes dead.
There is only one rule in the jungle. When the banana rings you pick it up. Jeets let it ring. Chimps answer.
Four calls. Each one louder than the last.
Three ways onto the line. Choose one or answer all three.